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• 1.Out Of Arkansas
• What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas? I-40...
• 2.Walking Down A Street
• Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, Hey Tommy Ray,...
• 3.Divorce In Alabama
• What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer....
• 4.Mississippian
• A Mississippian came home and found his house on fire, he rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, Hurry over here. My house is o...
• 5.Movie Groups
• Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted....
• 6.Teeth
• What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room? A full set of teeth....
• 7.Tire Tracks
• How long does a redneck cook his meat? Until the tire tracks disappear....
• 8.Redneck Medical Terms
• Redneck Medical Terms Artery......................The study of paintings. Benign......................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria...........
• 9.Break In The Bride
• A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning. Congratulations! says the clerk. Looking at...
• 10.Peanut
• Why does a redneck have a brain the size of a peanut in the summer? Because it dilates....