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• 1.Flea... Can You Hear Me?
• A redneck's trying to become a naturalist. First, he decides to study the flea. He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: JUMP!...
• 2.Bubble Bath
• Why do rednecks eat beans on Saturday? So they can have a bubble bath on Sunday....
• 3.2 X 4's or 4 X 2's
• Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumberyard. One of the men walked into the office and said, We need some four-by-twos. The clerk asked, You mean...
• 4.The Magic Elevator
• A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, ...
• 5.Why Are Rednecks So Stupid?
• Why are rednecks so stupid? Because when God was making people the rednecks were late. So God said: Son I only have beauty and stupidity left. Which o...
• 6.Getting Into The Olympics
• Three rednecks were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village while in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, Let's watch the regis...
• 7.Gatornecks
• What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Florida have in common? They both end up in trailer parks....
• 8.Things You'll Never Hear At A Nascar Race
• None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth. Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race. Dating your own sister? Man, that's sick! My God,...
• 9.Redneck Logic
• Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counsel...
• 10.Farmer's Bull
• Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows and all it wants to do is eat. Vet: Give it one of these little pills...