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• 1.Farmer's Daughter
• There was a men who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on the door. A farmer came out and asked, what the hell do you ...
• 2.Rooster
• An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. ...
• 3.Pigs
• A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called a vet and asked what he should do if he wanted more pigs. The vet told him...
• 4.Farmers Daughters
• One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night. The first date comes to the door. the farmer answers the...
• 5.Why Am I So Special, Pa?
• How was your first day in third grade, Johnny? asked his father. Good, said Johnny. The teacher asked each of us to count to 100. Some kids couldn't g...
• 6.Pee By Number
• A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers. 1. Open your fly. 2. Take out your equipment. 3. Pull back the skin. 4. Do your business...
• 7.Them Thar Fairy Tales
• What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins Once upon a time... A southern fairytale begi...
• 8.Raunchy Truckers
• A Schneider driver was broke down on the side of the road, and here comes J.B. Hunt, pulls up behind the Schneider truck gets out and walks up to the ...
• 9.Don't Much Matter What Sex Your Are
• A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence,...
• 10.Rednecks At A Whorehouse
• 2 rednecks go to a whorehouse and knock on the door. What do you want? We want chicks! How much money ya got? The redneck search their pockets and com...