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• 1.Bills or change?
• This lady goes to the gynecologist but won't tell the receptionist what's wrong with her, just that she must see a doctor. After hours of waiting the ...
• 2.Came in my pants
• There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door...
• 3.Bed wetting problem
• This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the ot...
• 4.Pantyhose
• A couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the man noticed that with each movement of his pelvis, his partner's toes would rise. Later that nigh...
• 5.Jinx
• After thirty-five years of marriage, Bernie is lying on his deathbed and with a tear in his eye he says Annabel before I die I have to tell you someth...
• 6.Circumvented
• President Bush nominated John Bolton as the new ambassador to the U.N. He did it while the Senate was in recess. Democrats say President Bush circumve...
• 7.I can't remember
• Once there was an old man sitting on a bench in the park crying. A younger man walked up to him and asked What's wrong? The old man replied I am marri...
• 8.Still in the crate
• A guy was playing golf, a golf ball hit him in the balls and he passed out. His friends took him to the doctor. The man asked him, Well, what do you t...
• 9.Barfing
• George was planning on going out with The Boys when his wife told him that he wasn't leaving the house. George's Wife: The last time you went out with...
• 10.Disrobing
• During her annual checkup, a well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. Doctor, she replied shyly, I just can't un...