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• 1.Ugly as well
• Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical. After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following: Mrs. Jones, overall you ...
• 2.No screwing
• A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to e...
• 3.Smelling the fork
• A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. I'm sorry sir, b...
• 4.Is sleeping good?
• The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more....
• 5.Season pass
• On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male ...
• 6.Wrong spray
• A woman in her 30's was taking her mother, who was in her 50's to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, she and her daughter ran a few erra...
• 7.Husband climaxes
• A wife went in to see a therapist and said, I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitt...
• 8.Disabled swimmers
• Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the ...
• 9.How good was I?
• A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportu...
• 10.Hunting on a farm
• A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer's yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The old...