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• 1.Moose hunting
• Two hunters decide to go moose hunting in Canada. They hire an airplane to drop them off in a remote region. The pilot drops them off and tells them, ...
• 2.Life Saver's
• Two girls were discussing their heavy smoking habits. I get such a yen for a cigarette, said one, that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a L...
• 3.Uncle Frank
• ((((RING)))) (((RING))) **Pick Up** Hello? Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone? No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank....
• 4.When will he move?
• A two month pregnant woman asks her doctor, When will my baby move? The doctor answers, With any luck, right after he finishes college....
• 5.Determining sex
• Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth....
• 6.69 farts
• A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do '69'. What the hell is that? asks the guy. R...
• 7.Little package
• Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afterno...
• 8.This ones yours!
• One day the husband comes home to his wife and she says to him, Honey, honey, I need twenty dollars I have to go out and buy some meat. Twenty dollars...
• 9.Soft drink salesman
• A man got a job in the sales promotion department of a cola soft-drink company. When he asked about his duties, the manager explained. Oh! It's an eas...
• 10.Tarzan and Jane
• Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a report...