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• 1.Camel time
• There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square. ...
• 2.Fred's obituary
• The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5 per word. She thinks for a ...
• 3.Waking up late
• Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, Have I got a problem. Every morning I ge...
• 4.Lollipop salesman
• Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendl...
• 5.12 inches
• A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The do...
• 6.Mr Bear & Mr Rabbit
• Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amaz...
• 7.What am I?
• I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I...
• 8.Are you the manager?
• A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signall...
• 9.Golf lesson
• A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew not...
• 10.Late video return
• Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When a young man stepped out the door, a group of officers pounce...