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• 1.Brave soldier
• The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retri...
• 2.Husbands nicknames
• Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, I call my husband the dentist because nobody...
• 3.Feeling guilty
• Lori, the pert and pretty Nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. Doctor, you must help me. she pleaded. ...
• 4.You gave me crabs!
• One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker. Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore in the nearest R...
• 5.Designer pussy
• Seven wise men, creative and fine, created a pussy to their own design. First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel and hammer, he gave it a...
• 6.New maid
• A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers. The woman says, Who is this? This is the mai...
• 7.Queer thrill
• Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill? A. Leave the plunger in the toilet....
• 8.No ball room
• Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? A. No ball room...
• 9.Harley or hoover?
• Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A. The position of the dirt bag....
• 10.New invention
• This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bot...