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1.New invention
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This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bot...
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2.Idiot one liners
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Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how... An intellect rivale...
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3.Pillsbury Dough Boy
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Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts....
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4.100 people
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Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? A. 100 people who don't do dick....
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5.S.H.I.T.
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Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this p...
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6.The green suit
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A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green...
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7.Afraid to cough
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John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had about e...
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8.$200 Mouthwash
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A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200? Aghast, the man said...
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9.Finger painters
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painters....
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10.Tickle Me Elmo
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Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? A. Two test tickles...