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• 1.New invention
• This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bot...
• 2.Idiot one liners
• Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how... An intellect rivale...
• 3.Pillsbury Dough Boy
• Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts....
• 4.100 people
• Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? A. 100 people who don't do dick....
• 5.S.H.I.T.
• Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this p...
• 6.The green suit
• A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green...
• 7.Afraid to cough
• John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had about e...
• 8.$200 Mouthwash
• A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200? Aghast, the man said...
• 9.Finger painters
• Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painters....
• 10.Tickle Me Elmo
• Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? A. Two test tickles...