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• 1.Talking dirty
• Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute....
• 2.Ultimate rejection
• Q. What's the ultimate rejection? A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep....
• 3.Super Market mistake
• This guy is in line at the Super Market when he notices a hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is stunned that s...
• 4.Sleep talking driver
• A racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacke...
• 5.Something warm
• There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. How did you get ...
• 6.Midget sex
• A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back t...
• 7.Dead pussy
• An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dea...
• 8.99 Condoms
• A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helpin...
• 9.Lady problem
• A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this. What's the problem? the doctor inq...
• 10.Dirty testicles
• Two Amish women were picking potatoes one autumn day. The first Amish woman had two potatoes in her hands. She looked at the other woman and said, The...