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• 1.Costume party
• A major Hollywood star decided to do a charity dinner and invited hundreds of people to take part. To make it interesting, the host decided to make it...
• 2.Well I'm starving!
• A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh ...
• 3.Life of an egg
• If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 m...
• 4.I'm sorry about that
• The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stable, when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored...
• 5.Precious
• Miss Annabell had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy's mansion with her sout...
• 6.Last blow job
• A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the count...
• 7.Permanent erection
• A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her s...
• 8.Nina & Liz
• Nina and Liz are having a conversation during there lunch break. Nina asks, So, Liz, how's your sex life these days? Liz replies, Oh, you know. It's t...
• 9.Watching during sex
• A wife says to her friend, Our sex life stinks. Her friend says, Do you ever watch your husband's face when you're having sex? She says, Once, and I s...
• 10.French prostitutes
• Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell naughty stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started t...