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• 1.Father up above...
• One day an old farmer fell asleep in the top level in a 2 level hay shed. When he woke up, he found his son having sex with his girlfriend on the bott...
• 2.Cosmetic surgery.
• Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a...
• 3.Wonder pussy
• A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her ...
• 4.Moose hunters
• These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool) They got themselves a ...
• 5.Don't worry be hoppy
• An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This adoption led to...
• 6.A rabbits life
• These two rabbits escape from the laboratory and see grass for the first time. Lollopy, lollopy, lollopy, lop, they bounce through the grass when they...
• 7.Thermometer
• A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realiz...
• 8.Playing Doctor
• After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbors boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house a...
• 9.Houdini
• A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if...
• 10.More oil
• Saudi Arabia said today that they have twice the oil they thought they had. Which means they can screw us twice as much as they thought they could....