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• 1.Mass Turbation
• President Bush has asked the FBI to start an anti-obscenity task force to the fight the war against pornography. Bush said he's serious about this war...
• 2.Come to me perfume
• Two women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smell...
• 3.Short fuse
• A large, powerfully-built guy named Raymond meets a woman named Polly at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they ...
• 4.Let it be a teabag
• Morris wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can't remember anything he did last night. He picks up his bath robe from the floor and ...
• 5.Physical examination
• A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed....
• 6.Fido the Police dog
• Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, Damn, I was running late thi...
• 7.Hot dogs
• Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate to America. They work hard and save their money. After many years, they have saved enough money and fi...
• 8.HIV test
• Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at thei...
• 9.5000 years
• Peter Marshall: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes....
• 10.Lots of kissing
• Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? Charley Weaver: It got me ou...