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• 1.Getting any?
• Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? Charley Weaver: Of course not, Pet...
• 2.Bowling score
• Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score? Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy....
• 3.Woman's interest
• Peter Marshall: Eddie, according to the Institute of Motivational Research, a wife should be beware if another woman takes an interest in a certain it...
• 4.Nudist camp talk
• Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? Paul Lynde: Tape measures....
• 5.Safe in the bedroom
• Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom....
• 6.Couples baby
• Peter Marshall: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him....
• 7.Female frogs
• Peter Marshall: Do female frogs croak? Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water....
• 8.Rare disease
• Old Mendel Rugelbaum was very old and suffering from a rare disease and could drink only human milk. How can I get human milk? Mendel asked the doctor...
• 9.Both of them?
• A guy is staying at a friends. They talk for a while and then the friend informs him of his bad leg and says how hard he is finding it living in a hou...
• 10.Remember us?
• A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love to one, and then ...