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• 1.3 contest winners
• There were three guys that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in a room with anything they chose. The first guy loves to have sex. So they ...
• 2.Grandpa dies
• On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma e...
• 3.In the groove
• A hippy walks into a Bar and Grill. The waiter comes up to him and asks him if he wants anything. So the Hippy says 'Yeah a cheeseburger. Not too well...
• 4.Ultimate fantasy
• Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is tru...
• 5.Aliens land in Texas
• Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it, Gr...
• 6.A womans age is like
• Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the...
• 7.Gay men have a baby
• Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible. So ...
• 8.Atlantic City hooker
• A guy's walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and he runs into a hooker. He says, How much? She says Twenty bucks. He says, All right. They clim...
• 9.Prescription
• A woman walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady t...
• 10.Fart on the porch
• Amos is getting on in years and his family decides that he is just too much of a burden and it's time to put him in a retirement home. So they take hi...