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• 1.Canadian winters
• The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute bet...
• 2.Pat & Mick
• Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea pat yelled: Mick! I lost me finger! Have you now? says Mick. And how did yo...
• 3.Sex with a parrot
• A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leath...
• 4.Play around
• A man was stranded in the desert for ten years. One day, a woman in a wetsuit walked up to this man and said, Would you like a cigar? The man said, La...
• 5.Soldiers payout
• On returning from battle in the Falkland Islands, 3 soldiers are asked to report to their commander. The commander states that because of services ren...
• 6.Insemination
• Having determined that the husband was infertile, a childless couple decided to try artificial insemination. When the woman showed up at the clinic, s...
• 7.A real virgin
• A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking. They climbed into the cab and the truck driver ...
• 8.Ejaculation
• A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In r...
• 9.My bike!
• A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He...
• 10.Janet Jackson
• 1st Officer: Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day? 2nd Officer: Who? 1st Officer: Janet Jackson! 2nd Officer: What she do, was she ...