At history I'm hopeless. At spelling I stink1. In music I'm useless. From science I shrink. At art I'm atrocious. In sports I'm a klutz. At reading I'm rotten. And math makes me nuts. At language I'm lousy. Computers? I'm cursed. In drama I'm dreadful. My writing's the worst. "I don't understand it," my teacher exclaims. I tell her they ought to teach video games.