My brother wants to be a chef
to cook a lot of food,
regardless if it's grilled1 or fried,
or poached or steamed or stewed2.
He wants to bake and barbecue,
he'll scald, saut頡nd roast.
He'll flame, flamb頡nd fricassee,
he'll microwave and toast.
But even with these kitchen skills
my brother has no taste.
You see, the only thing he really
likes to eat is paste.