An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She
came1 to a bank and
saw2 a car near the door. A man
got3 out of it and went into the bank. She looked into the car. The keys were in the
lock4. The old lady
took5 the keys and followed the man into the bank. The man took a
gun6 out of his
pocket7 and
said8 to the
clerk9, "Give me all the money."
But the old lady
did10 not see this. She went to the man, put the keys in his hand and said, "Young man, you're
stupid11! Never leave your keys in your car: someone's
going12 to
steal13 it!"
The man looked at the old woman for a
few14 seconds. Then he looked at the clerk -- and then he took his keys,
ran15 out of the bank, got into his car and
drove16 away quickly, without any money.