A famous writer who was visiting Japan was invited to have a
lecture1 at a university to a large group of students. As most of them could not understand spoken English, he had to have an
interpreter2.
During his lecture he told an
amusing3 story which went on for rather a long time. At last he stopped to allow the interpreter to translate it into Japanese, and was very surprised when the man did this in a few seconds, after which all the students laughed loudly.
After the lecture, the writer thanked the interpreter for his good work and then said to him, "Now please tell me how you translated that long story of mine into such a short Japanese one."
"I didn't tell the story at all." the interpreter answered with a smile" I just said, 'The
honorable4 lecturer5 has just told a funny story. You will all laugh, please.'"