A Humour Man
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Some customers often come to visit our garden centre, as a Chinese saying goes:

"First time as strangers, second time knew each other, third time become friends." So these customers became my friends, some became good friends.

One time, there was a couple came to buy fish from me, the gentleman is a good fish keeper with much knowledge about fish, we talked about fish behaviour, colour, size, feeding and so on.

When I picked out the fish which were chosen by him from the pond and put them in a plastic bag, I always liked to show them to the customers. So when I showed the gold fish to them, the gentleman said.

"Nice!"

"Show your wife." I said.

"She is not my wife, she is my Mum."

"Ai… you have came here many times and I thought she is your wife, you are a couple." I looked at him and the lady astonishingly.

"Shut up!" The lady said to the gentleman

The gentleman laughter.

"Oh… I see! He made a joke."

This gentleman was so humorous. One other time, he bought some indoor fish from another member of our staff.

"How many male fish and female1 fish should be ok to put together?" He asked.

"Normally2, one male with two females3 are OK." The staff answered.

"Is it the same rule for humans? I hope so." He asked and answered by himself. I know he made a joke again.

That time his wife wasn’t with him, otherwise he would maybe get a beating or kicking from his angry wife!



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1 female 3kSxf     
adj.雌的,女(性)的;n.雌性的动物,女子
参考例句:
  • We only employ female workers.我们只雇用女工。
  • The animal in the picture was a female elephant.照片上的动物是头母象。
2 normally ln8zVb     
adv.正常地,通常地
参考例句:
  • I normally do all my shopping on Saturdays.我通常在星期六买东西。
  • My pulse beats normally.我脉搏正常。
3 females d8698f3558c99e12653404bd3adaa915     
n.雌性动物( female的名词复数 );女人
参考例句:
  • The male birds are more colourful than the females. 这种鸟雄性比雌性更加色彩艳丽。
  • The males in the herd protect the females and the young. 兽中的雄性动物保护雌性动物和幼崽。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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