1. A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor “Is it tougher to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?”

2. A twister of twists once twisted a twist. and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist. now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist, would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists

3. A woman to her son did utter, “Go my son, and shut the shutter.” “The shutter’s shut,” the son did utter, “I cannot shut it any shutter.”

4. Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, He thrusts his fists against the posts, And still insists he sees the ghosts.

5. Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!

6. Alice asks for axes.

7. All I want is a proper cup of coffee Made in a proper copper coffee pot. You can believe it or not, But I just want a cup of coffee In a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots Or iron coffee pots Are of no use to me. If I can’t have A proper cup of coffee In a proper copper coffee pot, I’ll have a cup of tea!

8. Aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum

9. Am I and Amy aiming anemic anemonies on my many enemies?