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I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.
I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

I correctly recollect¹ Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

I slit² a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet, I sit.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

I wish you were a fish in my dish.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

If a shipshape ship shop stocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock?

Irish wristwatch.

Is there a pleasant peasant present?

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?