A big black bug¹ bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

大黑虫咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了！

A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?

大黑虫咬大黑熊，被大黑虫咬的大黑熊在那里呢？

A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

一只沮丧而尖刻的麻鳽咬了牠兄弟一口，而没有牠那么沮丧的兄弟又咬牠一口。那只被咬的沮丧麻鳽对牠的兄弟说：「我是一只充满怨恨的麻鳽！我害人终害己了！

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

一个家伙的脚踏车后制动器坏了。

A box of biscuits, a batch² of mixed biscuits.

一盒饼干，一炉杂饼干。

A flea³ and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟道里。跳蚤说：「让我们飞吧！」苍蝇说：「让我们逃跑吧！」就这样，牠们就飞越了烟道里的一条裂纹。

A laurel-crowned clown!

戴桂冠的小丑。

A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure⁴ him from his laboratory.

一个精力充沛的女士爱上了一位律师，她渴望诱惑律师离开实验室，投入她的怀抱。

A noisy noise annoys an oyster⁵.

嘈吵的噪音惹恼牡蛎。

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

放置鲽最好的地方是鲽愿意被放置的地方。

A skunk⁶ sat on a stump⁷. The skunk thought the stump stunk⁸, and the stump thought the skunk stunk.

一只臭鼬坐在树墩上，臭鼬认为树墩发臭，而树墩又认为臭鼬发臭。

A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.

一只老虎将领带系紧，清洁牠的尾巴。

A tree toad⁹ loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad but a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad's heart, for the two-toed tree toad loved the ground that the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim¹⁰. From her tree toad bower¹¹ with her three-toed power the she-toad vetoed him.

一只树蟾蜍爱上另一只住在树上的蟾蜍女郎。牠是一只二趾的蟾蜍，而蟾蜍女郎是三趾的。那只二趾的树蟾蜍尝试夺取三趾蟾蜍女郎的方心，因为二趾蟾蜍喜欢三趾蟾蜍女郎所踩踏的土地。可是，二趾蟾蜍徒劳无功。牠不能满足三趾蟾蜍女郎的心意。在三趾蟾蜍女郎的卧室，三趾蟾蜍女郎用牠的三趾能力将二趾蟾蜍的念头打消了。

A tutor who tooted a flute¹² tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

一个吹笛的导师尝试教两个吹笛者吹笛。那两个学吹笛的问导师：「吹笛难，还是教两个学吹笛的人吹笛难呢？」

All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper¹³ coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。信不信由你，我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。锡制的咖啡壶和铁制的咖啡壶对我而言也是没用的。假如我不能要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡，那我就要一杯茶吧！

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest¹⁴ wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

在满布薄雾，严寒期最冻的那天，他用最结实的手腕和最自夸的话用拳头猛力推打柱子，而且声称他见鬼。

Are our oars¹⁵ oak?

我们的桨是橡树吗？