Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite, the celebrated¹ theological statistician.

跟著名的神学统计员塞西铁苏思伟特先生会面。

Mix, Miss Mix!

觅斯，觅斯小姐！

Moose noshing much mush.

慕思吃了很多玉米粥。

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be!

慕实施假设他的脚趾是玫瑰，可是，慕实施的假设错了。慕实施知道他的脚趾并不是玫瑰，因为他只是假设它们是玫瑰。

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw². Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

施先生有一把锯，苏雅先生有一坐跷跷板。现在，在苏雅先生看见施先生前，施先生用他的锯锯断了苏雅先生的跷跷板，令苏雅先生悲痛极了。假如苏雅先生在施先生锯断苏雅先生的跷跷板前看见施先生的锯，施先生的锯便不会把苏雅先生的跷跷板锯断。就这样，施先生的锯锯断了苏雅先生的跷跷板。可是，看见苏雅先生单单为了施先生把他的跷跷板锯断了而如此悲痛，实在令人难过！

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

史密夫太太的鱼酱店。

My dame³ hath a lame⁴ tame crane. My dame hath a crane that is lame.

我太太有一只跛脚的驯鹤。我太太有一只跛脚的驯鹤。