What Is A Million Years?_宗教笑话

What Is A Million Years?

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A man was wandering in the woods, pondering¹ all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God.

"God? You there, God?" he asked

"Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.

"Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked.

"Go ahead, my son, anything."

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God answered, "A million years to me is only a second."

The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny²."

The man lifted his eyebrows³ and asked his final question.

"God, can I have a penny?"

God answered, "Sure, give me a second."

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1 pondering
考虑( ponder的现在分词 )；深思熟虑；沉思；琢磨
参考例句：
The young captain is pondering over a thorny problem. 年轻的上尉正在思考一个棘手的问题。 The young couple are pondering moving their house. 这对年轻夫妇正在考虑把自己的家搬走。

2 penny
n.（英）便士，美分
参考例句：
I will not lent you a penny.我一便士都不愿借给你。 Sugar has risen a penny a pound.糖价每磅涨了1便士。

3 eyebrows
眉毛( eyebrow的名词复数 )
参考例句：
Eyebrows stop sweat from coming down into the eyes. 眉毛挡住汗水使其不能流进眼睛。 His eyebrows project noticeably. 他的眉毛特别突出。

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