Three Pastors¹ from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft² and attic³ at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated⁴, and they won't go away." The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!"