One day a middle-aged¹ Jewish man named Leo hears from his son attending university. "I've decided² to become a Christian³, Dad."

Leo panics. "What do I do?" he asks himself. The only thing he can think to do is call his rabbi.

"Funny you should come to me with this problem, Leo," says the rabbi. "Not 2 years ago my son comes to me with the same speech. I had no idea what to do. I panicked, and the only thing I could think to do was go to God."

"What message do you think you got from God?" asks Leo.

The rabbi laughed. "God said to me, funny you should come to me with this problem ...'"