Upon entering the confessional, a young women spilled the beans, admitting: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate¹ love to me -- seven times."

The priest thought long and hard, then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass, then drink it."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse² me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe the smile off your face."