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A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY

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A middle aged¹ woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.

Upon her recovery² she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast³ augmentation, and a tummy tuck⁴. She even has someone come in and change her hair colour. She figures that since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.

She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"

God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."

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1 aged
adj.年老的，陈年的
参考例句：
He had put on weight and aged a little.他胖了，也老点了。 He is aged,but his memory is still good.他已年老，然而记忆力还好。

2 recovery
n.恢复，痊愈；追回，寻回，收复
参考例句：
The doctors said that his recovery was a miracle. 医生们说他的复原是件奇事。 The quick recovery was truly in response to medication.这次迅速康复确实是对药物治疗的反应。

3 breast
n.胸部；胸怀
参考例句：
The coat is too tight at the breast.这件衣服胸部太紧了。 He was wearing a nameplate on his left breast.他左胸前佩带着一张名牌。

4 tuck
n.缝摺，船尾突出部下方，食品，鼓声；vt.打摺，卷起，挤进，畅饮；vi.缝褶裥，缩拢，畅饮
参考例句：
It was nip and tuck as to which boat would reach port first.两条船中哪一条先进港都很难说。 Tuck your shirt into your trousers.把你的衬衫下摆掖进裤腰里。

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