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Service for Your Dog

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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.

The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest¹, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can't have services for an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination² down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the animal."

Muldoon said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

Father Patrick replied "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic³."

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1 priest
n.神父，牧师，司铎，司祭，领导者，神甫；vt.使成为神职人员
参考例句：
He confessed to a priest that he had sinned.他向神父忏悔他犯了罪。 The priest visited all the old people in the parish.牧师探望了教区里的所有老人。

2 denomination
n.命名，取名，(度量衡、货币等的)单位
参考例句：
The firm is still operating under another denomination.这家公司改用了名称仍在继续营业。 Litre is a metric denomination.升是公制单位。

3 catholic
adj.天主教的；n.天主教徒
参考例句：
The Pope is the supreme leader of the Roman Catholic Church.教皇是罗马天主教的最高领袖。 She was a devoutly Catholic.她是一个虔诚地天主教徒。

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