Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par¹ three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack² and into the rain gutter³, down the drain spout⁴ and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops⁵ down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks⁶ and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated⁷. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna fuck around?"