School collection 05_儿童笑话

School collection 05

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!

The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If your a bug¹!

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it

A history joke
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
With their eyes shut!

How did the boy feel after being caned²?
Absolutely whacked³!

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1 bug
n.虫子；故障；窃听器；vt.纠缠；装窃听器
参考例句：
There is a bug in the system.系统出了故障。 The bird caught a bug on the fly.那鸟在飞行中捉住了一只昆虫。

2 caned
vt.用苔杖打（cane的过去式与过去分词形式）
参考例句：
The gaoler caned the man. 狱卒用藤条鞭打这个人。来自《简明英汉词典》 I have caned my son when necessary. 必要时，我就用藤条打儿子一顿。来自辞典例句

3 whacked
a.精疲力尽的
参考例句：
She whacked him with her handbag. 她用手提包狠狠地打他。 He whacked me on the back and I held both his arms. 他用力拍拍我的背，我抱住他的双臂。

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