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Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16! Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school! A history joke Why did Henry VIII have so many wives? He liked to chop1 and change! Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name! 点击收听单词发音
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