School collection 11
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Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!

Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school!

A history joke
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
He liked to chop1 and change!

Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.

Teacher: Why is that?
Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!



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1 chop hrwzW     
n.厚肉片,排骨,砍,交换,戳记,商标;vt.剁碎,砍,切,割断;vi.砍,突然转向
参考例句:
  • He struck off the branch with a single chop of the ax.他一斧子就砍掉了那根树枝。
  • She cut down the seedling with one chop.她一刀就把小苗砍倒了。
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