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Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon? Because he was dead! What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old? A year older on his birthday! An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload1. An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it! Bad timing2 for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon! An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked 点击  收听单词发音
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