School collection 21_儿童笑话

School collection 21

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons¹?
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!

1st Roman Soldier: What is the time?
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII!

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils!

Teacher: What family does the octopus² belong to?
Pupil: Nobody I know!

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1 wagons
n.四轮的运货马车( wagon的名词复数 )；铁路货车；小手推车
参考例句：
The wagons were hauled by horses. 那些货车是马拉的。 They drew their wagons into a laager and set up camp. 他们把马车围成一圈扎起营地。

2 octopus
n.章鱼
参考例句：
He experienced nausea after eating octopus.吃了章鱼后他感到恶心。 One octopus has eight tentacles.一条章鱼有八根触角。

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