School collection 24_儿童笑话

School collection 24

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What was that?
Went down in history!

Do you know the 20th President of the United¹ States?
No, we were never introduced!

A math joke
Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte²!

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1 united
adj.和谐的；团结的；联合的，统一的
参考例句：
The whole nation is closely united.全国人民紧密团结。 The two men were united by community of interests.共同的利益使两个人结合在一起。

2 byte
n.[计]字节，比特
参考例句：
A byte composed of three binary element.一个字节由三个二进制位组成。 Eight bits make a byte.八比特构成一字节。

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