Scary collection 03
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A ghost joke
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender said "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here"!

A cannibal joke
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people!

A witch joke
What's the witches favourite pop group?
Broomski Beat!

A Halloween joke
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
No one moved, they couldn't stir without her!

A witch joke
What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
A witch dressed as a cucumber!

A vampire1 joke
Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!

A witch joke
How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?
When a wasp2 stings her it closes his eyes!



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1 vampire 8KMzR     
n.吸血鬼
参考例句:
  • It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆,而是个吸人血的妖精!
  • Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说,孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。
2 wasp sMczj     
n.黄蜂,蚂蜂
参考例句:
  • A wasp stung me on the arm.黄蜂蜇了我的手臂。
  • Through the glass we can see the wasp.透过玻璃我们可以看到黄蜂。
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