Scary collection 06_儿童笑话

Scary collection 06

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A witch joke
What has handles and flies?
A witch in a dustbin!

A cannibal joke
Why don't cannibals eat weathermen?
Because they give them wind!

A witch joke
What is evil and ugly and bounces?
A witch on a trampoline!

A Halloween joke
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins¹!

A witch joke
Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?
She wanted a clean sweep!

A ghost joke
What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!

A vampire² joke
How does a vampire like his food served?
In bite sized pieces!

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1 pumpkins
n.南瓜( pumpkin的名词复数 )；南瓜的果肉，南瓜囊
参考例句：
I like white gourds, but not pumpkins. 我喜欢吃冬瓜，但不喜欢吃南瓜。来自《简明英汉词典》 Then they cut faces in the pumpkins and put lights inside. 然后在南瓜上刻出一张脸，并把瓜挖空。来自英语晨读30分（高三）

2 vampire
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！ Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。

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