Scary collection 14_儿童笑话

Scary collection 14

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A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
''Nice to meat you''!

A cannibal joke
Why was the cannibal fined$50 by the judge?
He was caught poaching!

A ghost joke
What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music!

A demon¹ joke
What do demons² have for breakfast?
Devilled eggs!

A Halloween joke
Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?
He was in high spirits!

A skeleton joke
What is a skeletons favourite drink?
Milk - it's so good for the bones!

A werewolf joke
Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by it's tail?
It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you!

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1 demon
n.魔鬼，恶魔
参考例句：
The demon of greed ruined the miser's happiness.贪得无厌的恶习毁掉了那个守财奴的幸福。 He has been possessed by the demon of disease for years.他多年来病魔缠身。

2 demons
n.恶人( demon的名词复数 )；恶魔；精力过人的人；邪念
参考例句：
demons torturing the sinners in Hell 地狱里折磨罪人的魔鬼 He is plagued by demons which go back to his traumatic childhood. 他为心魔所困扰，那可追溯至他饱受创伤的童年。来自《简明英汉词典》

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