Scary collection 19_儿童笑话

Scary collection 19

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A vampire¹ joke
What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?
Fangs² very much!

A vampire joke
What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank?
He asked to make a withdrawal³!

A skeleton joke
What sort of soup do skeletons like?
One with plenty of body in it!

A werewolf joke
What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite!

A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena⁴?
I don't know, but if it laughs I'll join in!

A skeleton joke
What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
Bone china!

A skeleton joke
Which skeleton wears a kilt?
Boney Prince Charlie!

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1 vampire
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！ Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。

2 fangs
n.（尤指狗和狼的）长而尖的牙( fang的名词复数 )；（蛇的）毒牙；罐座
参考例句：
The dog fleshed his fangs in the deer's leg. 狗用尖牙咬住了鹿腿。来自《现代英汉综合大词典》 Dogs came lunging forward with their fangs bared. 狗龇牙咧嘴地扑过来。来自《简明英汉词典》

3 withdrawal
n.取回，提款；撤退，撤军；收回，撤销
参考例句：
The police were forced to make a tactical withdrawal.警方被迫进行战术撤退。 They insisted upon a withdrawal of the statement and a public apology.他们坚持要收回那些话并公开道歉。

4 hyena
n.土狼，鬣狗
参考例句：
African hyena noted for its distinctive howl.非洲鬣狗，以其特别的嚎叫而闻名。 The hyena's public image is not aided by its ridiculous appearance.鬣狗滑稽的外表无助于改善它在公众心中的形象。

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