Scary collection 25_儿童笑话

Scary collection 25

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A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!

A werewolf joke
How do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge?
The paw prints in the butter!

A skeleton joke
What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!

A vampire¹ joke
Why do vampires² hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross!

A vampire joke
Why was the young vampire a failure?
He fainted at the sight of blood!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood!

A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?
A fangster!

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1 vampire
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！ Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。

2 vampires
n.吸血鬼( vampire的名词复数 )；吸血蝠；高利贷者；（舞台上的）活板门
参考例句：
The most effective weapon against the vampires is avampire itself. 对付吸血鬼最有效的武器就是吸血鬼自己。来自电影对白 If vampires existed, don`t you think we would`ve found them by now? 如果真有吸血鬼，那我们怎么还没有找到他们呢？来自电影对白

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