Scary collection 40_儿童笑话

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A witch joke
Why do witches scratch themselves all the time?
Because they're the only ones who know where a witch itches¹!

A vampire² joke
Do you know that Dracula wants to be a comedian³?
He's still looking for a crypt writer though!

A werewolf joke
What do you call an extinct hairy beast?
A were-wolf!

A ghost joke
Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
The Dead Sea!

A werewolf joke
What happens if you cross a werewolf and a sheep?
You have to get a new sheep!

A vampire joke
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water!

A werewolf joke
What is fearsome, hairy and drinks from the wrong side of a glass?
A werewolf with hiccups⁴!

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1 itches
n.痒( itch的名词复数 )；渴望，热望v.发痒( itch的第三人称单数 )
参考例句：
His wool shirt always itches him. 他的羊毛内衣总是使他发痒。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》 This wool shirt itches my back. 这件羊毛衫使我背上发痒。来自《现代英汉综合大词典》

2 vampire
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！ Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。

3 comedian
n.喜剧演员；滑稽演员
参考例句：
The comedian tickled the crowd with his jokes.喜剧演员的笑话把人们逗乐了。 The comedian enjoyed great popularity during the 30's.那位喜剧演员在三十年代非常走红。

4 hiccups
n.嗝( hiccup的名词复数 )；连续地打嗝；暂时性的小问题；短暂的停顿v.嗝( hiccup的第三人称单数 )；连续地打嗝；暂时性的小问题；短暂的停顿
参考例句：
I cannot find a rhyme to "hiccups". 我不能找到和hiccups同韵的词。来自《简明英汉词典》 Can we rhyme 'hiccups'with 'pick-ups'? 我们能把‘hiccups’同‘pick－ups’放在一起押韵吗？来自辞典例句

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