Scary collection 52_儿童笑话

Scary collection 52

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A witch joke
Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Because it's quicker than walking!

A witch joke
What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!

A witch joke
What do little witches do after school?
Their gnomework!

A witch joke
What do witches say when they overtake each other?
Broom, broom, broom!

A witch joke
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted¹ hag!

A witch joke
Why do witches get good bargains?
Because they like to haggle²!

A witch joke
Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
She wanted to know her horror-scope!

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1 stunted
adj.矮小的；发育迟缓的
参考例句：
the stunted lives of children deprived of education 未受教育的孩子所过的局限生活 But the landed oligarchy had stunted the country's democratic development for generations. 但是好几代以来土地寡头的统治阻碍了这个国家民主的发展。

2 haggle
vi.讨价还价，争论不休
参考例句：
In many countries you have to haggle before you buy anything.在许多国家里买东西之前都得讨价还价。 If you haggle over the price,they might give you discount.你讲讲价，他们可能会把价钱降低。

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