Scary collection 59_儿童笑话

Scary collection 59

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A witch joke
What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A chicken sandwitch!

A witch joke
Why did the witches go on strike?
They wanted sweeping¹ reforms!

A witch joke
When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?
Get wet!

A witch joke
What did the witch say to the ugly toad²?
"I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it"!

A wizard joke
What do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights?
A peacelock!

A wizard joke
What kinds of wizards can jump higher than a bus?
All of them, busses don't jump!

A wizard joke
What happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade?
He burped 7-Up!

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1 sweeping
adj.范围广大的，一扫无遗的
参考例句：
The citizens voted for sweeping reforms.公民投票支持全面的改革。 Can you hear the wind sweeping through the branches?你能听到风掠过树枝的声音吗？

2 toad
n.蟾蜍，癞蛤蟆
参考例句：
Both the toad and frog are amphibian.蟾蜍和青蛙都是两栖动物。 Many kinds of toad hibernate in winter.许多种蟾蜍在冬天都会冬眠。

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