Scary collection 64_儿童笑话

Scary collection 64

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A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit¹!

A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch², squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!

A witch joke
What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!

A witch joke
What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
The dark!

A witch joke
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed³!

A witch joke
What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!

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1 kit
n.用具包，成套工具；随身携带物
参考例句：
The kit consisted of about twenty cosmetic items.整套工具包括大约20种化妆用品。 The captain wants to inspect your kit.船长想检查你的行装。

2 squelch
v.压制，镇压；发吧唧声
参考例句：
The President wants to squelch any perception that the meeting is an attempt to negotiate.总统想要消除任何视本次会议为谈判尝试的看法。 You cannot squelch wanting.你不能压制要求。

3 pointed
adj.尖的，直截了当的
参考例句：
He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。 She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。

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