It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades
and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless¹ because of
this.

Teacher: "Whoever² answers the questions I ask first and correctly³ can
leave early today.”

Little Johnny says to himself⁴ "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and
will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said⁵ 'Four Score⁶ and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is MAD⁸ that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King⁹."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even⁷ madder¹⁰ than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is BOILING¹¹ mad that he has not been able¹² to answer to any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would¹³ keep
their mouths shut¹⁴!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"

Johnny: "BILL¹⁵ CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"