Doctor doctor collection 09_儿童笑话

Doctor doctor collection 09

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Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!

Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs¹ yesterday.
Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?
What do you mean "took them out of their shells!"

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tents.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Sit on the couch² and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

Doctor, Doctor I've a split³ personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!

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1 crabs
n.蟹( crab的名词复数 )；阴虱寄生病；蟹肉v.捕蟹( crab的第三人称单数 )
参考例句：
As we walked along the seashore we saw lots of tiny crabs. 我们在海岸上散步时看到很多小蟹。来自《简明英汉词典》 The fish and crabs scavenge for decaying tissue. 鱼和蟹搜寻腐烂的组织为食。来自《简明英汉词典》

2 couch
n.睡椅，长沙发椅；vt.表达，隐含
参考例句：
Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。 The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。

3 split
n.劈开，裂片，裂口；adj.分散的；v.分离，分开，劈开
参考例句：
Who told you that Mary and I had split up?谁告诉你玛丽和我已经离婚了？ The teacher split the class up into six groups.老师把班级分成6个小组。

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