Ant jokes 03_儿童笑话

Ant jokes 03

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Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Antteneye!

What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian!

What kind of ants are very learned?
Pedants¹!

What do you call a smart ant?
Elegant!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?
Discordant²!

What kind of ant is good at maths?
An accountant!

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants!

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1 pedants
n.卖弄学问的人，学究，书呆子( pedant的名词复数 )
参考例句：
Only pedants believe in the advantage of obfuscation. 只有书呆子才相信使人困惑会有好处。来自辞典例句 Those cold-blooded pedants are not insensible. 那些冷血腐儒，都不是没有知觉。来自辞典例句

2 discordant
adj.不调和的
参考例句：
Leonato thought they would make a discordant pair.里奥那托认为他们不适宜作夫妻。 For when we are deeply mournful discordant above all others is the voice of mirth.因为当我们极度悲伤的时候，欢乐的声音会比其他一切声音都更显得不谐调。

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