One day a college professor of Psychology¹ was greeting his new college class.

He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

"Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron²?" the professor asked.

The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing³ there all by yourself."